Monday, June 8, 2009

More Quips on the go!

President Musharraf has admitted to ISI’s links with the terrorists. Now that he is no longer consequential this did not become a news item!

I did not quite get this article. I mean is it trying to say that the newly elected and married MP does not have time to go on a honeymoon OR is it saying their 5-year honeymoon starts now?

Sheetal Mafatlal has been detained for carrying a Crore’s worth of undeclared diamonds. Officials became suspicious when all the other passengers on the flight were wearing shades, that too in the middle of the night!

It’s raining laptops in Tamil Nadu now. Cut to 2050. It will be raining luxury yachts and private jets. I am settling in Chennai. Who cares for actual rain!

Apple just launched the iPhone 3GS. It has a whole new set of drool-worthy features. Those who just bought the iPhone 3G, try not to punch a wall or something.

Apple also reduced the prices of the old 3G iPhone model to $99. Consumers in India will be able to buy one from Airtel or Vodafone at $600. Consumers in India, try not to punch a wall or something!

Australia knocked out of the T20 World Cup. Ricky Ponting will captain Kolkata Knight Riders in IPL 3. I am sure Kolkata Knight Riders will do better in IPL 3. I may be an optimist, but I am definitely not mad!